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Darren: I'm cold.. tired... and pissed beyond belief.... *gets up from the table* Steve: Where're you going? Darren: To watch porn. Tim: Lesbian. Jack: At least I can get pussy. Jack: Have you ever noticed that gay men have really nice asses? Isaias: What? Jack: They do! They're all easily grippable and shit Isaias: ........Anthony, come here Anthony: Dx no! *gay* Jack: You know how all vampires are sterile? Candace: Yeah Jack: Think about it... most to all of the vampires are male. They're sterile. But they can still achieve orgasm. Candace: So? Jack: So all the vampires in Vampire Mountain- they're gay. Darren: Steve.. Steve